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Feb 01, 2010Beatles Even Big?
Feb 14, 2010IMplications
Mar 09, 2010Commercialization
Mar 28, 2010No Schlubs
Apr 15, 2010Prove it.
May 09, 2010And it's good.
May 23, 2010Why not try?
May 31, 2010Judging the Judges
Jun 16, 2010Mirror Strips
Jun 18, 2010Disclaimer.
Jul 04, 2010Passion
Dec 15, 2010Rot in Hell lyrics
Jan 02, 2011A new year dawns
Mar 09, 2011Not Winning.
Apr 15, 2011Girly Music
Apr 24, 2011Stutter rap
Sep 23, 2011Technical Issue
Sep 25, 2011Melon Collie Baby
Dec 07, 2011Website Issues
Jan 09, 2012Power Outage
Jan 17, 2012Good Guys
Mar 06, 2012Flashback
Jun 07, 2012The Conversation

Radio Plays

An in depth examination of the music industry on a weekly basis. Complete with insults. Mostly just insults.
Jun 18, 2010Bieberista
Jul 02, 2010Told You So
Jul 09, 2010Lohan behold!
Jul 16, 2010Devolution
Jul 23, 2010Assume
Jul 30, 2010Charlotte Brown
Aug 06, 2010Liking Ironically
Aug 13, 2010Copyright My Butt
Aug 20, 2010Rick Cougar Dodge
Aug 27, 2010Non-Jin Rox
Sep 03, 2010Cry If I Want To
Sep 10, 2010Whose Disturbed
Sep 17, 2010River Rat Bastard
Sep 24, 2010Lead Ballon
Oct 01, 2010Much Cleaving
Oct 08, 2010What A Rush
Oct 22, 2010Down With Beiber
Nov 05, 2010Immaletyou
Nov 10, 2010Ford, Rick Ford
Nov 12, 2010And Forget Her Too
Nov 19, 2010Keeps On Giving
Nov 26, 2010Rico!
Dec 31, 2010Intrinsically Good
Jan 07, 2011Thrill Of Reality
Jan 21, 2011Gaslighted
Feb 25, 2011Officially Crap
Mar 11, 2011Life's Like That
Mar 18, 2011Narrowly Deified
Apr 08, 2011Words To Live By
Apr 15, 2011Jin On Golden Rox
Apr 22, 2011Churning Butter
May 06, 2011Ooka Chuka
May 20, 2011Corpse Pot
Jun 03, 2011As The Worm Turns
Jun 10, 2011Diggin It In Deep
Jul 08, 2011Heart Of Glass
Jul 15, 2011Bee My Honey Be
Jul 22, 2011Unforgettable
Jul 29, 2011Just Got Real
Aug 05, 2011I Want No M In TV
Aug 12, 2011Metatextual
Aug 26, 2011Hear A Hoon
Sep 02, 2011Shaggay
Sep 23, 2011Cyclops
Sep 30, 2011Out At First
Oct 07, 2011Kerfluffy
Oct 28, 2011Staying Alive
Nov 04, 2011SF Or NY
Nov 11, 2011Moriartorium
Nov 18, 2011Banned Band
Dec 02, 2011Nom Nom Nom
Dec 16, 2011CharlotteTan
Dec 23, 2011To The Whurl
Jan 06, 2012Right Hand Blues
Jan 20, 2012Of Course You Know
Feb 17, 2012Always Love
Mar 09, 2012The Petals
Mar 16, 2012Ode To Joy
Mar 23, 2012But Me No Butts
Mar 30, 2012Howdy All
Apr 06, 2012CorpCountSell
Apr 13, 2012Dog Bites ManDNA
Apr 20, 2012Scanduckuslousness
May 04, 2012Peach Raspberry
May 11, 2012Congrats The Truck
May 25, 2012Soft Moppets
Jun 01, 2012Bieber Bashing
Jun 15, 2012Not Constantinople
Jun 22, 2012Kill Them All
Jun 29, 2012The Don Of Rickles
Jul 06, 2012Priorities
Jul 13, 2012Rhymes With Kitsch
Jul 20, 2012The End Show
Jul 27, 2012So Say We All
Aug 03, 2012Badly Beaten By
Aug 17, 2012Five Ring Suckage
Oct 26, 2012Take that Hit
Nov 02, 2012Sermonony
Nov 09, 2012Jazz Hands
Nov 16, 2012Gomez Pyle
Nov 23, 2012Miffed
Nov 30, 2012Headache
Dec 07, 2012Outer Rage
Dec 14, 2012Skeptical Enquirer
Jan 04, 2013As in Plural
Jan 25, 2013Wright Stuff
Feb 01, 2013Molting
Feb 08, 2013Haunted
Feb 22, 2013Hashtag Jerkdodge
Mar 01, 2013Ransom Delights
Mar 08, 2013Atten The Hutt
Mar 15, 2013Kneed Jerk
Mar 22, 2013Cashing In
Mar 29, 2013App Rope Cre8
Apr 13, 2013Priming the Pump
Apr 20, 2013Grobanesque
Apr 27, 2013Quoted for Truth
May 17, 2013And Lewis
May 24, 2013Kid Bieber Rocked
Jun 14, 2013Shibbobath
Jun 21, 2013Psy Colonoscopy
Jul 06, 2013For the Drummers
Jul 12, 2013Pentupalete
Jul 20, 2013Medieval Justing
Aug 10, 2013Much Mockspect
Aug 16, 2013Swift Kick
Aug 24, 2013Wonder Twins Unite
Sep 08, 2013Neak Freak
Sep 16, 2013Sledgehammer
Sep 28, 2013Mock Lobster
Oct 04, 2013Bodysurfing
Oct 14, 2013Bang it out
Nov 04, 2013Prism Bang
Nov 09, 2013Grampa Em
Nov 15, 2013Justin bit too far
Dec 02, 2013Not Deep Thoughts
Dec 16, 2013Ook, Not Ook
Jan 13, 2014Rox on a Roll
Jan 22, 2014Rick Bop A Be Bop
Jan 24, 2014Lotsa Yolks
Jan 31, 2014Ponytails
Feb 15, 2014Causing Offence
Mar 17, 2014Blarney Rubble
Apr 14, 2014Kiters
Apr 21, 2014That's not cricket
Apr 28, 2014Bubbe' B Risket
May 03, 2014Busta
May 09, 2014Diabolical!
May 16, 2014Rustle Branding
Jun 06, 2014Crap and Pap
Jun 20, 2014Purrari
Jun 27, 2014Turn the Knob Head
Jul 11, 2014Boom
Aug 01, 2014Red Meat Lion
Aug 11, 2014Strawberries
Aug 18, 2014Just So Big
Aug 22, 2014Pull!
Sep 01, 2014Under the Bus
Sep 22, 2014Whatta way to go
Nov 28, 2014Walking Back
Jan 09, 2015Photo Shopper
Jan 23, 2015Frankie and Benjy
Mar 16, 2015Poor Relations
Apr 13, 2015Go Flames Go
May 01, 2015OzzyFied
Jun 15, 2015The Highlander
Jul 31, 2015Not to mention...
Aug 21, 2015Make Much Mock
Oct 09, 2015Need Not Apply
Nov 06, 2015Biebapalosah
Nov 27, 2015Pentathuisiast
Jan 22, 2016Death if by Dodge
Mar 11, 2016Not your Daddy
Apr 08, 2016Inappropriate
Apr 22, 2016Loudon Clear
May 06, 2016Cranberry Sauce
May 23, 2016Turd Git
Jun 06, 2016Featuring
Jul 22, 2016Push Pin Back Ears
Aug 26, 2016Burn
Sep 09, 2016Now you mention it
Oct 10, 2016I Dream In-Jurious
Oct 21, 2016Takes Some Time
Nov 07, 2016Or a String
Jan 13, 2017The Trollery
Jan 27, 2017A Positional Good
Feb 13, 2017And you're ugly
Mar 06, 2017Danko Memes
Mar 24, 2017Ally Ally Ally
May 26, 2017Not Not Not
Jun 09, 2017Rage
Jun 23, 2017Draked
Jul 21, 2017Doing Hardin Time
Aug 04, 2017Newb Leaser

Stairway From Heaven

Sep 16, 2013Stairway
Sep 17, 2013Torn Asunder
Sep 18, 2013Dodge Viper
Sep 19, 2013Plunderbuss
Sep 20, 2013Silver Lining

Twas the Knight Before B

Dec 17, 2013Have A Tequila
Dec 18, 2013A Way into Danger
Dec 19, 2013Rudolph
Dec 20, 2013Oh, Holy Crap
Jan 09, 2014This Hour
Jan 16, 2014The Literalist
Jan 20, 2014Rippy the Gator
Jan 21, 2014Thinking BAD!

Elvis Yoakam

Jan 23, 2014Pilum
Jan 27, 2014The Too Hot Polka
Jan 29, 2014Or Ren and Stimpy
Feb 03, 2014Korean Polygraphy
Feb 04, 2014Whitebored
Feb 10, 2014Emotional Weaponry
Feb 11, 2014Dead Rock
Feb 12, 2014Bioechology
Feb 13, 2014Bleed Red
Feb 17, 2014Beauty
Feb 18, 2014River In Egypt
Feb 27, 2014The Quan
Mar 03, 2014On The Throne
Mar 04, 2014Your Best Life
Mar 07, 2014The Goldilock Zone
Mar 11, 2014Slipping
Mar 12, 2014Dreamliner
Mar 19, 2014LL and Brad
Mar 21, 2014Normal
Mar 24, 2014Day of Whoa
Mar 25, 2014Good Foot
Mar 26, 2014Oi Vey
Mar 27, 2014Major Gramps
Mar 28, 2014Critic on Strike
Mar 31, 2014Alicia
Apr 01, 2014Not to mention-

Dream Weaver

Apr 04, 2014Beautiful Boy
Apr 08, 2014Garden Party
Apr 09, 2014Rebooted
Apr 10, 2014Ohhhh Donna
Apr 15, 2014In the Mac Hinery
Apr 16, 2014Nanotechnique
Apr 17, 2014Shall Om
Apr 24, 2014Better Butter Best
Apr 30, 2014SchruteScape
May 05, 2014Cross Beam Support
May 07, 2014Autographography
May 08, 2014Above All
May 13, 2014Bang
May 14, 2014Fuzzy Gotten
May 15, 2014Margot
May 21, 2014Gimmee the Beats
May 22, 2014Betterest Man
May 27, 2014SleepWaker
May 29, 2014Smite You
Jun 02, 2014Sinner and Thy Sin
Jun 04, 2014For Gramma
Jun 05, 2014Reshabilization

Bog Dock Rock

Jun 09, 2014Angel Jen
Jun 10, 2014DeBeliefing
Jun 12, 2014Careering Advice
Jun 16, 2014R. Lee Armey
Jun 17, 2014Kipling
Jun 18, 2014Cunning Disguisist
Jun 19, 2014Open Sez Me
Jun 24, 2014Fifty Per Cent
Jun 25, 2014In Earnest
Jun 30, 2014Stefan Urkell
Jul 01, 2014Lather Up
Jul 07, 2014Drachman
Jul 08, 2014Melody and Memory
Jul 10, 2014Rhythm and Bounce
Jul 14, 2014Iprod
Jul 21, 2014Grocery Bag
Jul 22, 2014Day New Mont
Jul 28, 2014Or, Oar, Oher
Jul 31, 2014Even For Him
Aug 05, 2014Butter
Aug 07, 2014Don Carey High
Aug 12, 2014Confidence Women
Aug 13, 2014Sound Off
Aug 14, 2014World's Worst Step
Aug 20, 2014Ego R Us
Aug 21, 2014IfnotIf
Aug 26, 2014Chantanooga
Aug 27, 2014Marker Mosey
Sep 02, 2014Recap and Reveal
Sep 04, 2014Zucco
Sep 05, 2014Chocolate Bob
Sep 08, 2014Trojan Woman
Sep 12, 2014How Dare Ewe!
Sep 16, 2014Dissed Miss
Sep 18, 2014Taped
Oct 02, 2014Clever
Oct 06, 2014Nice Pants

The week of cake and cheese and beef

Buckminster

Dec 09, 20141500 Dodge Huff
Dec 11, 2014Acting Squirrelly
Dec 18, 2014Tick Tick Tick
Dec 23, 2014Marvin
Dec 30, 2014Boom Pop
Jan 05, 2015Overprettyugly
Jan 07, 2015Total Literalness
Jan 13, 2015Get out the Sticks
Jan 21, 2015Totally Rick
Jan 29, 2015Is no Moose
Feb 03, 2015Not Cool Doood
Feb 05, 2015Dressed Down
Feb 17, 2015A Dose of Dos
Feb 24, 2015Lovely Winter Coat

The Return of the Kings

Elvis and John Lennon Return to make both amends and more complications.

Guitar Man

Mar 26, 2015TruTone
Mar 30, 2015Herbs Duh Provence
Apr 01, 2015Shadow Deficient
Apr 07, 2015Badges
Apr 21, 2015Dad Does Do
Apr 24, 2015First Things First
May 05, 2015Me, All me!
May 08, 2015Fabripulate
May 15, 2015Happy to help
May 20, 2015Verily Untowards
May 26, 2015Hammered
May 27, 2015To the Battlements
May 28, 2015Come Correct
Jun 01, 2015Always
Jun 08, 2015Brev
Jun 10, 2015Undertakering

The Best Around

Jun 18, 2015Ze Job
Jun 19, 2015AutoPode
Jun 24, 2015Thumb Up
Jun 26, 2015And now Two
Jul 13, 2015Super Spectacular
Jul 17, 2015Dookie
Jul 22, 2015On some things...
Jul 24, 2015Suicide Dodge
Jul 30, 2015Want me to want me
Aug 05, 2015Teri Garr
Aug 10, 2015Say Sorry So Sad

Getaway

Aug 14, 2015Monoliliquy
Aug 17, 2015O'Course
Aug 25, 2015Pop goes the Corn
Sep 03, 2015Pressed
Sep 14, 2015Peak Bomb
Sep 16, 2015Dodge in the Fold
Sep 28, 2015Sing Like A Canary
Oct 07, 2015The Temptations
Oct 13, 2015One Small Step
Oct 14, 2015By Choppah
Oct 19, 2015Drop In Center
Oct 23, 2015Serenity Never
Oct 26, 2015Danegeld
Oct 28, 2015I do Disclaim

Pugmaniac

Nov 02, 2015Jerry O'Connell
Nov 04, 2015Ren Faire
Nov 11, 2015Never Forget
Nov 14, 2015Heritance
Nov 17, 2015Nottree
Nov 23, 2015Skull Girl
Nov 25, 2015Shake 'em down
Nov 30, 2015Fete Accomplice
Dec 07, 2015Two Bad
Dec 09, 2015Shadow of the Pug
Dec 16, 2015Whoompa
Dec 21, 2015Politemock
Dec 23, 2015Dine and Dash
Jan 04, 2016Costumed Balloon
Jan 06, 2016Chains for my Love
Jan 12, 2016The Game of Pug
Jan 13, 2016Jingle Jangle
Jan 15, 2016Volatile Liquid

Ensue the Hijinx!

Feb 01, 2016Free Bird
Feb 08, 2016LA LA LA
Feb 11, 2016Timebed
Feb 17, 2016DeBunked
Feb 24, 2016PizzSnazzed
Mar 07, 2016Got Blues
Mar 10, 2016Hemi Not Hymie
Mar 14, 2016Noice
Mar 23, 2016EmBossed
Mar 30, 2016Cuz Canes are Cool
Apr 04, 2016Drick Drick Drick
Apr 06, 2016Niffe T
Apr 11, 2016Work from Home
Apr 13, 2016Shape of An L
Apr 18, 2016And Plutonium
Apr 20, 2016Open Invitation
Apr 29, 2016Birding
May 02, 2016Stacked
May 04, 2016Broken Heart Is
May 09, 2016Trix For Old Dad
May 11, 2016Qwickening
May 13, 2016Underjoyed
May 27, 2016Brrrrrr
Jun 02, 2016Ale Hand Rah!
Jun 22, 2016The Elmoish Play
Jun 24, 2016Irish Burn Line
Jun 28, 2016Nanny Much
Jul 08, 2016Caked
Jul 12, 2016All Notted Up
Jul 13, 2016Much Sympathy
Jul 15, 2016Light on the Gas
Jul 20, 2016Unjoke Belief
Jul 25, 2016The Machine
Jul 27, 2016Assigned Valuation
Aug 05, 2016Wait For It
Aug 08, 2016Grant the Premise
Aug 10, 2016Dirty Pool
Aug 17, 2016Timing
Aug 19, 2016Ride Outta Hell

Character Songs

Mamas and Papas

Aug 22, 2016About a Man
Aug 25, 2016Momery
Aug 26, 2016Burn
Aug 29, 2016Reluctrance
Sep 05, 2016Momma?
Sep 07, 2016Prick Whistle
Sep 09, 2016Now you mention it
Sep 12, 2016Twat Falafel
Sep 14, 2016Big Timing
Sep 19, 2016Going
Sep 21, 2016Dimension D
Sep 28, 2016Meshugenneh
Oct 03, 2016Caper Enflagrante
Oct 05, 2016Chews
Oct 20, 2016Who Likes Tacos?
Oct 28, 2016In Before the Dawn
Nov 01, 2016Patty Pepper
Nov 10, 2016Steel
Nov 16, 2016Troll La La La La
Nov 28, 2016Family Dinner
Nov 30, 2016The B_ is Silent
Dec 05, 2016Arepas Underlay
Dec 07, 2016Burning Passion
Dec 13, 2016Byzantine
Dec 16, 2016Dangerous Denial
Dec 20, 2016My Two Moms
Jan 02, 2017Stay A Spell
Jan 09, 2017Need to know basic
Jan 11, 2017Comes the Dawning
Jan 16, 2017No Offense
Jan 18, 2017Reasonable

Bad to the Trumbone

Jan 20, 2017Return of the B
Jan 25, 2017Back To Blast
Feb 06, 2017Bound by Evolution
Feb 17, 2017Wise and Otherwise
Feb 24, 2017He Will
Feb 27, 2017Atonalment
Mar 01, 2017Seeing Red Red Red
Mar 15, 2017Meted Meter
Mar 18, 2017The First Solution
Mar 20, 2017Angel Adjacent
Mar 22, 2017Main Squeezed
Mar 27, 2017Sound and Violet
Mar 30, 2017Jo Feels
Apr 03, 2017Ugly yet Accurate
Apr 10, 2017And Bourbon
Apr 13, 2017Intermezzo
Apr 19, 2017Hold Me Back
Apr 26, 2017Enervate
Apr 28, 2017Hunka Hunka

Grudge

May 03, 2017Not The D Fence
May 05, 2017Regretsing
May 08, 2017Deny, Deny, Deny
May 10, 2017The Trip
May 15, 2017Ask a Stupid
May 17, 2017Man Up
May 19, 2017Big Ball of Nope
May 22, 2017Sane or Safe

Axed

May 31, 2017What It's Worth
Jun 02, 2017Statistics
Jun 05, 2017Chesire of Desire
Jun 07, 2017The S Word
Jun 09, 2017Rage
Jun 13, 2017And Yet
Jun 14, 2017Bigger Than The
Jun 16, 2017Making the Seen
Jun 21, 2017Statement
Jun 23, 2017Draked
Jun 26, 2017I Regret Nothing
Jun 30, 2017Uranalia
Jul 03, 2017Fire Works
Jul 05, 2017FaWoooooosh!
Jul 10, 2017Wham Bam
Jul 12, 2017Mrs. Joy Butt

Answerved

Jul 14, 2017Fined
Jul 18, 2017Iharp
Jul 20, 2017Spreed
Jul 21, 2017Doing Hardin Time
Jul 28, 2017Marceau Marsaw
Jul 31, 2017Dark Porpoises
Aug 02, 2017Painted Corners
Aug 09, 2017Jerkered
Aug 11, 2017UnVersed
Aug 14, 2017InVersed
Aug 16, 2017UniVersed
Aug 18, 2017ReVersed
Aug 22, 2017Choice

Heaven

Rick Dodge, shot ten times by Michael Bolton stands at the gates of Heaven and must justify his existence. Or die in the attempt. Which makes no sense since he already is dead but sure sounded good.
Jan 05, 2010Left Line
Jan 06, 2010Next.
Jan 08, 2010How Dare You, Sir!
Jan 11, 2010Hypocratic Oath
Jan 12, 2010Any Buyers?
Jan 13, 2010Right Line.
Jan 14, 2010Statistics
Jan 19, 2010Leprous Mules
Jan 20, 2010Subtle Intimation
Jan 25, 2010'Special'
Jan 25, 2010'Special'
Jan 26, 2010Rabid Monkeys
Jan 28, 2010Uncensored
Feb 03, 2010Dead Girl Walking
Feb 04, 2010No Happy Ending
Feb 10, 2010Selling Out
Feb 11, 2010Still Pouting
Feb 12, 2010Collector's Items

Babies?

Back on earth and back to his old life of nasty music reviews until Rick discovers his wife gave birth while he was in the coma. And then she died. Rick has to learn to be a father and quick before the babies turn on him.
Feb 15, 2010In The Morning
Feb 16, 2010Yeah, Babies.
Feb 17, 2010Name Is Mud
Feb 18, 2010A River In Egypt
Feb 19, 2010Get Down You Fool
Feb 22, 2010Not It!
Feb 23, 2010Delicate
Feb 24, 2010As In Plural
Feb 25, 2010Thumper
Mar 01, 2010Little Boys
Mar 02, 2010Maybe
Mar 04, 2010One Republic
Mar 08, 2010Synonyms Are Fun!
Mar 09, 2010I Do Declare
Mar 10, 2010Son Of A......
Mar 11, 2010Basil
Mar 12, 2010I'm Lovin' It
Mar 12, 2010I'm Lovin' It
Mar 15, 2010Awwwwww......
Mar 17, 2010They Call Me Saint
Mar 18, 2010Heaven's Below
Mar 18, 2010Heaven's Below

Judgement Begins

St. Peter has a plan to change Rick Dodge's wicked ways. A plan that involves lots and lots of pain. Join the fun!
Mar 19, 2010Heavy Is The Head
Mar 24, 2010Heavenly Probation
Mar 26, 201024 Inch Pythons
Mar 29, 2010My Name Is What
Mar 30, 20102 X 4
Mar 31, 2010Two Words Op Rah
Apr 02, 2010Oh Behave

Publicity Shy

Rick Dodge's Magisterial Misery Tour Continues.
Mar 31, 2010Two Words Op Rah
Apr 02, 2010Oh Behave
Apr 05, 2010Oh Bad Idea
Apr 06, 2010Oh Censored
Apr 07, 2010Back For More
Apr 08, 2010Cold Hard Mom
Apr 09, 2010Lollygagging
Apr 12, 2010Neither Rain Nor
Apr 13, 2010A Bullet
Apr 14, 2010Break My Stride
Apr 16, 2010Ode To A Hackis
Apr 19, 2010Joker To The Thief
Apr 20, 2010Phallacy
Apr 21, 2010Mearrr
Apr 22, 2010Late Tonight
Apr 23, 2010Tonight Late

Children

For legal reasons Rick's babies are taken from him and given to his mother to raise. Unfortunately the last person his Ma raised was Rick Dodge.
Apr 26, 2010Cincinnati
Apr 27, 2010Sububconscious
Apr 28, 2010The Shrine
Apr 29, 2010Figments
Apr 30, 2010One More Time
May 03, 2010Guaranteed Lame
May 04, 2010I Like It Here
May 05, 2010Off Da
May 06, 2010King Of Pain
May 07, 2010Uh Huh
May 10, 2010Get To Work
May 12, 2010More Whistling
May 13, 2010The Sopwith Camel
May 14, 2010These?!
May 19, 2010Hide And Go Seek
May 20, 2010In The Closet
May 21, 2010Droppin' Frogs
May 24, 2010Catchin' Some Zs
May 25, 2010Colombian Brewed
May 26, 2010More Coffee
May 28, 2010Out Of Insults
May 31, 2010Not Invited
Jun 01, 2010Cease And Desist
Jun 03, 2010Mmmm Bacon
Jun 04, 2010Mine
Jun 07, 2010Good Mama
Jun 08, 2010Bad Mama
Jun 09, 2010Slammin' Door
Jun 10, 2010Toil N Trouble
Jun 14, 2010Coward
Jun 15, 2010Kristy
Jun 16, 2010Dodge In The Hunt
Jun 17, 2010Allow Me
Jun 22, 2010My Umbrella

Childhood Memories

Rick Dodge; once a mouthy punk kid always a mouthy punk kid. See him as that mouthy punk kid for the first time.
Jun 23, 2010Puppet Master
Jun 24, 2010Surplus To Needs
Jun 28, 2010Halo
Jun 29, 2010Attica
Jun 30, 2010That Naive
Jul 01, 2010Cheezy
Jul 05, 2010LSD
Jul 06, 2010Jinx Malloy
Jul 07, 2010Mole A Whack
Jul 08, 2010Electrolyzer
Jul 12, 2010Doesn't Hurt
Jul 13, 2010Can You Not Count?
Jul 14, 2010Safety First
Jul 15, 2010Safe At Home
Jul 19, 2010Nice Heave
Jul 20, 2010Stealing Home
Jul 22, 2010Its On Rick
Jul 26, 2010Balls
Jul 27, 2010Shoot

The Wonder Years

When Rick met Tina. And then spent days in a bathtub full of ice.
Aug 04, 2010Yeah, But....
Aug 09, 2010Eight Years Ago
Aug 12, 2010Hi!
Aug 17, 2010Basement Dweller
Aug 18, 2010We Just Met!
Aug 19, 2010Cheesecake At Last
Aug 24, 2010I Call Shotgun!
Aug 25, 2010Newhart
Aug 26, 2010The Big Reveal
Aug 30, 2010Tanked

American Idol

American Idol needs a Simon Cowell and only Rick Dodge will do. Money, fame, free rein to insult as many people as possible in as short a time as possible. How can Rick Dodge mess it up?
Sep 01, 2010Mime Time
Sep 02, 2010Ow
Sep 06, 2010Not Interested
Sep 07, 2010Hard Truths
Sep 08, 2010Keep On Smilin
Sep 09, 2010Enter Stage Right
Sep 13, 2010Yo Rick Dawg
Sep 14, 2010A Little Blush
Sep 15, 2010Suck It Seacrest
Sep 16, 2010Jurassic
Sep 20, 2010Fertilizer
Sep 22, 2010Brain Damage
Sep 23, 2010Eyebrow Activity
Sep 27, 2010Burn Eyebrow Burn
Sep 28, 2010CENSORED
Sep 30, 2010Sexual Healing
Oct 04, 2010Schooled
Oct 05, 2010Fruitacular
Oct 06, 2010Unfavorably I Hope
Oct 07, 2010I'm Listening
Oct 11, 2010Surely
Oct 12, 2010Epic Entrance
Oct 13, 2010Handbasket Ride
Oct 14, 2010Was Not Was 2
Oct 19, 2010Roy G Biv
Oct 20, 2010John Cena
Oct 25, 2010Angel Boy
Oct 26, 2010Newstime
Oct 27, 2010This Is Epic
Oct 28, 2010Wait For It..
Nov 01, 2010TCOB
Nov 02, 2010The Home Version
Nov 03, 2010Moon River
Nov 04, 2010Band On The Run
Nov 09, 2010Bloody Brilliant
Nov 15, 2010Licking Jen Rose
Nov 16, 2010Call Me Ishmael
Nov 24, 2010Awkward Pause
Nov 30, 2010Small Talk
Dec 01, 2010On The Seventh Day
Dec 06, 2010The Justins
Dec 08, 2010Whole Hog
Dec 14, 2010Thematic Theory
Dec 15, 2010The Last Unicorn
Dec 16, 2010Rising Tempo
Dec 21, 2010Lucky Pillow
Dec 23, 2010Pillow Armed
Dec 27, 2010Faulty Memory
Jan 03, 2011The Unexplained
Jan 04, 2011I Was A Highwayman
Jan 10, 2011Script Doctoring

Revenge of the Rose

Jen Rose returns determined to make Rick pay. Her only ally; Rick's Ma.

Queen Bea

Rick's children were taken by the state at the behest of Arthur Rosenstern, Rick's ex-best friend, and one of the best young lawyers in Texas. Only one person could possibly beat Arthur in court; his little sister - Beatrice. Unfortunately she's Rick's ex-girlfriend. And has many reasons to hold a grudge.
Feb 15, 2011Orwellian
Feb 22, 2011Business Is Good
Feb 28, 2011Fluffy Towel
Mar 01, 2011Wit And Wisdom
Mar 08, 2011Winning
Mar 10, 2011Popping Inn
Mar 17, 2011Hup One Hup Two
Mar 21, 2011Respect
Mar 24, 2011Gabriel's Horn
Mar 28, 2011My Sister Beatrice
Mar 29, 2011Yo Yo YoYo Yo
Apr 07, 2011HoHos
Apr 14, 2011One Tough Momma
Apr 19, 2011The Truth Will Out
Apr 21, 2011Nomenclature
Apr 25, 2011Revel In The Truth
May 05, 2011Ruggers
May 09, 2011Lunch Lady Land
May 10, 2011Swapping Stories
May 17, 2011The Perfect Plan
May 19, 2011All HIS Fault
May 23, 2011Ilene Ounty Jail
May 26, 2011Heaven Forfend
May 30, 2011Craptacular
May 31, 2011Rumblestiltskin
Jun 02, 2011More Like A Prance
Jun 06, 2011The Friend Zone
Jun 09, 2011The Fiend
Jun 14, 2011Mosey On Over
Jun 16, 2011Day New Moan
Jun 23, 2011Feedbacky
Jun 28, 2011TxHxX=1138
Jun 30, 2011Nice Crispy Skin
Jul 07, 2011Coda Chrome
Jul 12, 2011Ack Thbtt
Jul 14, 2011Behind The Vicki
Jul 21, 2011Second Family

Gorilla Position

Flashback to twenty year old Rick trying to do the right thing. Blows up all in his face.

Daddy Oh

By secret court order must find a Nanny and if the kids don't kill her... okay the kids will probably kill her.
Jul 25, 2011Priorities People
Jul 28, 2011Chewing Gum
Aug 02, 2011WHEEEEEEEEE!
Aug 04, 2011None So Blind
Aug 08, 2011Quack Record
Aug 09, 2011Spinning Wheels
Aug 11, 2011Long Train Alone
Aug 16, 2011Dallas24 Denver23
Aug 22, 2011His Mother's Son
Aug 23, 2011Playtime
Aug 25, 2011Oh Wah
Aug 29, 2011Mad Skillz
Aug 30, 2011Pinching Pennies
Sep 01, 2011Nanny Franz Fuchs
Sep 05, 2011Shtackah
Sep 06, 2011Modestlade
Sep 08, 2011Chafing Dishes
Sep 12, 2011Chinese Violin
Sep 13, 2011WorkWorkWork
Sep 15, 2011Phase Two
Sep 19, 2011Heaven's Gated
Sep 22, 2011Nanny Catapults

Untrue Truths and Known Secrets

3.7 million for two years of Nannydom? Only a good deal if the nanny looks like Jen Rose.
Sep 27, 2011On Merit
Sep 29, 2011Sinning Sensation
Oct 03, 2011Quixotic Quest
Oct 04, 2011A Hard Knock Cafe
Oct 06, 2011Collect Them All
Oct 10, 2011Nascent Theorists
Oct 11, 2011A Myriad Of Reason
Oct 13, 2011High Dungeon
Oct 17, 2011Chimp Chimney
Oct 18, 2011Laying Pipe
Oct 20, 2011Mars Land
Oct 24, 2011Ends With Me
Oct 25, 2011Think This Through
Oct 27, 2011Worth A Shot

Hall of Weenies

Rick and Jen's first public appearance at the Mayor's Halloween party.
Oct 31, 2011Ooooooh Spooooky
Nov 01, 2011Alter Truism
Nov 03, 2011White Trash Limo
Nov 08, 2011Little Lightening
Nov 10, 2011Games
Nov 15, 2011Thrilla In Manilla
Nov 17, 2011A Day In The Life
Nov 21, 2011Liquid Nitrogen
Nov 22, 2011Buddy Of The Holly
Nov 24, 2011Pound It
Nov 28, 2011Pulling A Swayze

The Unbirthday Mat

The first Christmas spent together as a strange, sort of, almost, family. In a way. Mostly shopping.
Nov 29, 2011For Ken N Kitty
Dec 06, 2011And Awaaaay We Go
Dec 08, 2011And It's Free
Dec 12, 2011Playtime
Dec 13, 2011Avoia The Noia
Dec 20, 2011Blue New Prys
Dec 26, 2011GooHamUrkey
Dec 27, 2011Bow Down
Dec 29, 2011Highly Suspect
Jan 03, 2012And Not My TV

Eating the Apple

Once upon a time, there was a mouthy young music critic and a beautiful young accountant who moved in together.
Jan 05, 2012Broken
Jan 10, 2012The HoneyBadger
Jan 12, 2012Thinking Out Loud
Jan 16, 2012Bull Hockey
Jan 17, 2012Of The Dancing Men
Jan 19, 2012Ice Station Zeta
Jan 23, 2012Mother Of The Year
Jan 24, 2012Risky
Jan 30, 2012Digging A Ho
Jan 31, 2012And You Let Me Go
Feb 07, 2012Reddened Silk
Feb 09, 2012Sucrettes
Feb 14, 2012Feel The Love
Feb 20, 2012Oh Rochester
Feb 23, 2012Ten Times
Feb 27, 2012Too Full House
Feb 28, 2012Plan Zeta
Mar 01, 2012The Gears
Mar 05, 2012A Pointed Exchange
Mar 06, 2012Old Wives Tails

Pyrites at Play

Suburban Marauders and the world's greatest Pirate Queen costume.
Mar 08, 2012Mac Miller
Mar 13, 2012Queen Me
Mar 19, 2012Ensemble
Mar 20, 2012With Consequences
Mar 22, 2012And Swordmaiden
Mar 27, 2012Shoot Em Mugs
Mar 29, 2012Nice Cannons

Nanny Fox

Nanny Fox returns as a social worker with her own private agenda. Very private. Come watch!

Blinded Date

The first almost real date between Rick and Jen. And for another first; Rick might not actually be the one to screw up.
May 15, 2012Raffles
May 17, 2012Daddy Mack
May 21, 2012Wizard Of Scissors
May 28, 2012Smile
May 29, 2012Snobarazzi
May 31, 2012Seattle Washington
Jun 04, 2012Ticking Down
Jun 05, 2012Going Fishing
Jun 12, 2012Jeff And Vince
Jun 14, 2012No Coins Please
Jun 18, 2012Patience
Jun 19, 2012Over A Shark
Jun 25, 2012Golden Opportunity

Hell is a Long Ride

Mr. Dodge goes to Hell. And meets the first Fallen Angel; The Queen of Hell, Lucifer, Lucy for short.

Dark Fenix

The rebirth of Rick Dodge. Again.
Sep 17, 2012You Soloer You
Sep 19, 2012To Old Seville
Sep 24, 2012Sneaky Sneaky
Sep 27, 2012Cats are Up
Oct 01, 2012Right Round
Oct 02, 2012Not the Daddy!
Oct 03, 2012Under and Over
Oct 04, 2012In Sincerely
Oct 08, 2012Method Reactor
Oct 09, 2012Griffindodge
Oct 10, 2012And you're glue
Oct 18, 2012Cam Jansen
Oct 22, 2012Kelsey
Oct 24, 20128675309
Oct 29, 2012Hug it Out
Oct 30, 2012Silly Rabbit
Nov 01, 2012Promotion Anxiety
Nov 12, 2012Heaven Joker

Working Class Hero

Elvis is the angel on Rick's shoulder, who could possibly be the devil on his other shoulder?

As soon as you're born

Rick when he was six-years old. Alone. Hungry. Cold. He only has two choices; go to the cops or take what he needs to survive. And the cops took away his Dad. And his Ma? He has no idea where she went.
Nov 26, 2012Such a sweet child
Nov 27, 2012Big Willie Styles
Nov 28, 2012Santa Pug
Dec 02, 2012Fighting the Urge
Dec 04, 2012Not Just Anybody
Dec 05, 2012Too Late
Dec 11, 2012Pugboy and Jenniet
Dec 12, 2012The More You Know
Dec 13, 2012Kryptonite
Dec 17, 2012I was Framed
Dec 18, 2012And Earl
Dec 19, 2012Deductive
Dec 20, 2012A city in Oz
Jan 02, 2013Deuce
Jan 03, 2013Purty
Jan 07, 2013The Perfect Pour
Jan 09, 2013Denial of Benefits
Jan 15, 2013Periscope Down
Jan 16, 2013Twisted Angel
Jan 17, 2013Free as a Verb
Jan 24, 2013From All Sides
Jan 29, 2013Hideousnessosity
Jan 30, 2013Fabulous Freebird
Feb 04, 2013Que?
Feb 05, 2013Tommy Nostradamus
Feb 11, 2013Line 'em up.
Feb 12, 2013Whitty Banter
Feb 18, 2013Uh-Oh! Gojira!
Feb 19, 2013kathunk
Feb 21, 2013Baby Goat Thieved
Feb 26, 2013Pig and Latin
Feb 27, 2013No Coins Please
Feb 28, 2013I remain convinced
Mar 05, 2013The Heck You Say
Mar 06, 2013Guidance
Mar 07, 2013The Senate
Mar 11, 2013The Wall
Mar 12, 2013Come Tumbling Down
Mar 13, 2013Flag on the play
Mar 14, 2013Vlad the Escaper
Mar 18, 2013Very Good Spirits
Mar 20, 2013New Age Texan
Mar 21, 2013Never Changing
Mar 25, 2013Not the Mamas!
Mar 26, 2013Two hot Mamas
Mar 28, 2013At your service
Apr 01, 2013Heathens All
Apr 02, 2013Pile of Bile
Apr 03, 2013Nuns Playing Poker
Apr 04, 2013Egg Cellent
Apr 09, 2013The Angel
Apr 11, 2013Die Heartier
Apr 15, 2013Hannibals
Apr 22, 2013Ken Pile
Apr 23, 2013Gazonga Bulldogs
Apr 24, 2013No, Stake YOU
Apr 29, 2013Lots
Apr 30, 2013On The Cross
May 03, 2013Mysterious Ways
May 06, 2013Tartan Army
May 07, 2013Crowded House
May 10, 2013Fist Pump Time
May 13, 2013The Bickersons
May 14, 2013Speechifying
May 16, 2013Know Your Role
May 20, 2013A Mirror Dorkly
May 21, 2013Obfuscate
May 22, 2013Auto Incorrect
May 27, 2013Chk Chk
May 28, 2013Blue September
May 29, 2013Dad Radar
Jun 03, 2013Ork! Ork!
Jun 04, 2013Breathing Heavy
Jun 11, 2013Optimism Prime
Jun 13, 2013Get Schmart
Jun 13, 2013Get Schmarter
Jun 17, 2013Down
Jun 19, 2013Oh, no she di'nt!
Jun 20, 2013Papa Proud
Jun 25, 2013Newhart
Jun 27, 2013Flow
Jun 29, 2013Chance is on me
Jul 01, 2013Thai Basil
Jul 02, 2013The Crappeh
Jul 03, 2013Freedom
Jul 04, 2013Phules
Jul 08, 2013Verbose Beatdown
Jul 09, 2013Pinchot Pfennigs
Jul 10, 2013The 666
Jul 11, 2013New Plan Stat
Jul 16, 2013As Above
Jul 17, 2013So below
Jul 18, 2013Explosivo
Jul 22, 2013Don't Speak
Jul 24, 2013The Pricetag
Jul 25, 2013Need More Pillow
Jul 30, 2013The Rundown
Jul 30, 2013Cashstrapia
Aug 07, 2013Wooden Boxes
Aug 08, 2013Just Punishment
Aug 09, 2013Perspectacles
Aug 13, 2013Money a gone gone
Aug 15, 2013Topiary
Aug 19, 2013Gone Fission
Aug 22, 2013Wascally Wabbit
Aug 29, 2013Bow Tie Class
Sep 03, 2013Sheyeah
Sep 05, 2013Rolling In It
Sep 06, 2013The Geeks
Sep 10, 2013Tiki Tiki Timing
Sep 11, 2013Legends Born
Sep 12, 2013Inches Away
Sep 25, 2013Mugs and Aprons
Sep 26, 2013Iverson
Sep 27, 2013Do the Flug
Sep 30, 2013At Thirty-Two
Oct 01, 2013Leave it to Mamma
Oct 07, 2013Quix Show
Oct 09, 2013Lumbering
Oct 15, 2013Transliteration
Oct 16, 2013Dowrysing
Oct 17, 2013Wiley Old Broad
Oct 23, 2013Hello Kitty
Oct 24, 2013Kyra Sedgwick
Oct 28, 2013Tecumseh
Nov 04, 2013Chocolate Bottom
Nov 08, 2013Executive Decision
Nov 11, 2013Inconceivable
Nov 14, 2013Noises off
Nov 18, 2013The Cat's Mooeow
Nov 22, 2013Fozzy Nation
Nov 25, 2013Arise
Nov 27, 2013Honk Shoo
Nov 28, 2013The Limit
Dec 03, 2013On Heaven's Door
Dec 09, 2013Fibbernachos
Dec 11, 2013Wayans Bros
Dec 13, 2013Two Front Teeth